June 2013
one of my main nicknames courtesy of my family is “emmy” and my uncle was like “what if you marry a guy named anthony whose nickname is tony then you’d be emmy and tony”
and then “what if his last name was award”
and then my cousin put in “if you have a son you could name him oscar”
emmy, tony, and oscar award
oh my god
“The moon is a loyal companion. It never leaves. It’s always there, watching, steadfast, knowing us in our light and dark moments, changing forever just as we do. Every day it’s a different version of itself. Sometimes weak and wan, sometimes strong and full of light. The moon understands what it means to be human. Uncertain. Alone. Cratered by imperfections.”
—Tahereh Mafi, Shatter Me (via psych-facts)
How many potatoes does it take to kill an Irish man?
None
DUDE
THATS LOW
just like the population of Ireland during the Great Famine
history nerds are the best.
Home is where your wi-fi connects automatically.
shout out to slugs for doing everything a snail does without a helmet
Tumblr giveaway. Must be following me. Everyone is winner. Everyone gets to follow me. My posts are prizes. Enjoy blog friends.
One day we’ll be in a Marvel movie, sitting there as something doesn’t feel right. and as the credits start to roll we’ll know what it is. It will flash up on screen and our hearts will break. “In loving memory of Stan Lee”. There was no cameo in that movie. And there never will be again.
DONT YOU DARE MAKE ME CRY.
- me: *saves videogame*
- me:
- me:
- me: did i save
i spent all day wondering what the Wii Fit lady reminded me of
and then i fucking remembered
Wii Fit lady is an Earthbender
